RUN # 2009 DATE: 30 June 2021
HARE: 4 Pack VENUE: Woodlands Park & Lincolnshire Arms,
Essendon
Hashers came from the far West, the deep South, the genteel heartland and
the Prohibition mob for 4 Pack's run. Udder and Gargoyle had to stop for
lunch on the way, but Pythagorarse left after lunch and arrived for dinner.
The city slickers got lost after they crossed the Yarra and everyone got
confused in the park in the dark and the run could not start until 4 Pack
had roamed the park and mustered everyone.
There must be something about Ranga's with mullets - they like to spread the
love. 4 Pack chose matching chalk that unfortunately disappears at night.
His burst of shit before the run included instructions to check more than
100m to find trail - to keep the pack together. I found my first arrow
after about 3km.
Trail started through the park and along a creek reserve before getting into
the streets of Essendon, where a friendly cat (planted by the hare?) tried
to join the run. The pack blindly followed the FRB's thinking they must have
had ultra violet torches, until the FRB's started running past near
invisible turn arrows and didn't even know they were off trail. Then the
laggards became the leaders until we hit the straights to Glenbervie Station
and Napier Park. The run was tantalisingly close to Windy Hill and the hare
even placed a check nearby in a blatant attempt to suck in the hard core
bombers supporters.
The walk/run split was found at about 4km as promised and the walkers had a
short walk back to the park or pub. Runners continued north and eventually
ended up at a well stocked drink stop near the freeway, including Fireball
whisky to warm the cockles of the heart on a cool night. It was then a
straight run back to the park/pub to finish off a pleasant 6.5km run.
Circle was held in the pub, but the scribe had gone back to the park to get
some warm clothes on and missed it. Hasher's then enjoyed some great nosh.
Pointy's pizza looked good, Add On's duck risotto looked even better, but
'le piece de resistance' was Finger F*#$?er's half duck, which he devoured
in style.
CHARGES:
4 Pack Hare, having too many big bright arrows desecrating the streets of
Essendon, recycling a Prohibition run, being a cat lover - and in old hash
tradition he downed a pint.
Finger F*#$?er & Ring Puncher for being visitors - and to share their
brotherly love, they hadn't seen each other at the last family gathering so
they met with us instead.
Ring Puncher for doing the run the previous night and not remembering where
trail went
Pythagorarse for turning up late and stuffing up the start location
POG for being POG, and several more as the food arrived.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
LAKESIDE H3 AGPU - 14th July at "The Rising Sun" hotel at the corner of
Raglan Street and Eastern Road, Albert Park. $30 includes run, drink stop,
dinner and a guaranteed good time with a revolutionary theme. E&B's head
will be on the block and some fresh blood will be introduced to invigorate
LH3. Registration from 6:30pm and the Run will commence at 7:00pm. Vive la
Lakeside!
Peninsula Ladies AGPU - 8 July in Frankston (see previous flyer)
THIS WEEK'S RUN:
7th July at Cellarbrations in Armstrong Street, Middle Park. 6:30 start.
Hare: Gargoyle.
Scribe: Kokup
Lakesiders are invited to:
Peninsula Ladies (Member Minder's) AGM
Thursday 8 July
6.30pm for 7.00pm run
Olivette Restaurant
343 Nepean Hwy Frankston
Please respond directly to Member Minder at raeleigh.speedie(a)gmail.com
<mailto:raeleigh.speedie@gmail.com> or text her on
0402 592 280
See attached flyer for full details
Hey Lakesiders
(and Swingers can you please update the website with this latest info)
GARGOYLE has stepped into the breach and after months of being troubled by
minors ... she is ready to deal with hashers. At 6.30 7th July, Start run
at Cellarbrations 20-22 Armstrong St
Middle Park - Top nosh and bottleshop on premises.
As well as the usual appeal for runs, there is a *hash-crisis* .... At this
stage we have no Grog Master/Mistress for the next 12 months - and we face
becoming a BYO Hash. During the winter this is fine as we start mainly from
Pubs. However, as Melbourne warms, there is nothing finer than wandering to
a well placed esky to pick up a beer or two.
The Grogmaster/mistress would not have to turn up every week, a phone call
and the eskies can be picked up by another willing hasher. Lakeside appeals
to your hash goodness. It is only for 12 months and much Hash Glory will be
bestowed upon you!
All enquiries to be treated "in-confidence" call Pythagorarse 0435 209 860
OR gregconnor99(a)gmail.com - On On
DATE
Normally
6:30pm Start
Wednesday Run No HARE LOCATION Details Melway/Map
7-July-21 2010 GARGOYLE Cellarbrations
20-22 Armstrong St
Middle Park Food/drinks available onsite Map
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/Cellarbrations+at+Middle+Park/@-37.85021,…>
14-Jul-21
AGPU
6.30 Register
7.00 Run 2011 LAKESIDE H3
Committee
(See FLYER) AGPU
The Rising Sun Hotel,
2 Raglan St
South Melbourne LSH3 AGPU
(Bastille Day)
DRESS CODE: Revolting,
or a French tart
$30 inc Drinkstop & Dinner Map <https://goo.gl/maps/UhuvoRUD7eY8AEM29>
21-Jul-21 2012 E & B North Port Hotel
146 Evans St
Port Melbourne Map <https://g.page/northporthotel?share>
28-July-21 2013 HARE
REQUIRED TBA
4-Aug-21 2014 HARE
REQUIRED TBA
11-Aug-21 2015 HARE
REQUIRED TBA
