Thank for this Cheesecake!

Here’s another  program for far-gone drongoes like me who used to pretend to run but who can now barely get out of bed each morning.

You do 2 limp-steps and stagger for 20 metres to the fridge. Scan 3 shelves blearily and then lunge for 2 cans.  Try to open the back door lock 3 times and trip over 2 loose bricks when outside. Run 20 metres down the side of the house,  then try 2 desperate trips over the garden hose straggling across the front veranda.  Shuffle up the 4 steps to the front door and then bend over gasping for 5  breaths. Slog round the other side of the house and return  to the back door; now push in the door  and back to the fridge. Add 1 spoonful sugar to 2 measures rum and 5 parts Coca-Cola. Swig 3 times then run out the back door again, taking a nip between each step until you’ve got nothing more to give. Bring everything up by Calling for Roy 5 times, including  12 pieces of carrot. Then fall down like a rootless tree (no. of times optional)......The whole thing should seem like an eternity.

Here’s to getting into that wheelchair!

On on,

Mummies’ Boy