Hey Lakesiders
From all reports, KOKUP and PUNCH, the King and Queen of Malvern, set a TOP
Hash Run last night. Thank You from HASHWORLD.
More excitement ahead ... GG's run has changed date to 10 Feb, so now need
a Lakeside hare for 27 January. All offers gratefully taken ... On On
Pythagorarse
DATE
6:30pm Start Run No HARE LOCATION Details Melway/Map
13-Jan-21 1980 SAAD BASTARD Wattle Park
Riversdale Rd
Burwood BBQ Area Map
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/37%C2%B050'15.9%22S+145%C2%B006'20.3%22E/@-37.8388697,145.1049668,17.26z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x0!8m2!3d-37.837753!4d145.105637>
20-Jan-21 1981 CHEESECAKE
- plus AGM
(Not the AGPU!) Princes Park
Caulfield South Parking in
surrounding streets.
Nearest Stations
Gardenvale Glenhuntly Map
<https://www.google.com/maps/search/Princes+Park+Caulfield/@-37.902419,145.0…>
11.30am for a
Noon run
TUESDAY
26-Jan-21 1982 AUSTRALIA DAY
RUN Eastern Lions
Soccer Club;
Sixth Ave,
Burwood Annual Combined
Melbourne hashes
$10 incl lunch &circle
BYO Mug for circle
bar @ club prices Map
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/Eastern+Lions+Soccer+Club/@-37.8585318,14…>
27-Jan-21 1983 Hare Needed TBA TBA Map
3-Feb-21 1984 E & B Yarra BBQ near
Morell Bridge
/Anderson St
South Yarra Parking on Alexandra Av
Nearest station Richmond
and walk thru
Gosch’s Paddock Map
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/BBQ+Yarra+River/@-37.8275957,144.9814507,…>
10-Feb-21 1985 GG Hodgson
Reserve
Higgins St
Bentleigh Map
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/37%C2%B055'21.0%22S+145%C2%B002'35.6%22E/@-37.9225876,145.0429427,19.08z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x0!8m2!3d-37.9225!4d145.0432306>
17-Feb-21 1986 Hare Needed
SATURDAY
20 Feb-21 1987 Botak Chin
& Bollywood 8 Surf Parade
Inverloch
VIC 3996 Bollywood’s birthday run
1pm, & bbq
walk on Sunday morning Map
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/8+Surf+Parade,+Inverloch+VIC+3996/@-38.63…>
24-Feb-21 1988 Hare Needed
3-Mar-21 1989 Hare Needed
Greg Connor
m 0435 209 860
Website I run: slackinvestor.com (for share investors)
> Date: 30 August 2021 at 11:59:26 AEST
> From Melbourne Ladies HHH
>
> Hi, Melbourne Ladies here again………
> Hey Frauleins, Fraus and Gutaussehende Männer
> Only 54 more sleeps to the event of the year! The MLH3 Oktoberfest Ballsup…Saturday 23 October…
>
> We encourage you to start getting your Balls Up registration forms in ………..
>
> Now…I know what you’re thinking…instead of Giddy Up…the event might suffer from a late scratching! We get it…but remember refunds will be given to anyone who’s paid if this event is cancelled due to COVID restrictions.
>
> Please keep the date free, get your registrations forms in, and be ready to jump out of the stalls at the right moment…
>
> In the meantime, here’s a cocktail for you to enjoy at your lockdown drinkies…
>
>
> Giddy Up Grapefruit Sour
>
> 2 shots Tequila
> 1 shot pink grapefruit juice
> 1 shot lime juice
> ½ shot jalapeno simple syrup (1/2 cup caster sugar, ½ cup water, simmered for 5 minutes with 1 sliced fresh jalapeno, seeds removed)
> 1 egg white
>
> Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker with ice, shake hard to chill and combine ingredients.
> Strain out ice and shake hard again.
> Strain into glass.
>
> On On Prawn Fraser on behalf of MLH3 Balls-up committee
>
>
Hi, Melbourne Ladies here again
We more than understand that hashers might be slow to commit at this stage,
however as organisers of this years balls up, it would be really nice to
know what sort of numbers we could be looking at should DHH Covid
restrictions let this fun event go ahead and seriously we all need
something happy to look forward to! If numbers are restricted by COVID DHH
rules, it will be first in best dressed based on registration forms
submitted!
If anyone has any questions, phone numbers are on the attached flyer/reg
form.
Thanks everyone & On On
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Hey Frauleins, Fraus and Gutaussehende Männer
Only 54 more sleeps to the event of the year! The MLH3 Oktoberfest
Ballsup Saturday 23 October
We encourage you to start getting your Balls Up registration forms in ..
Now I know what youre thinking instead of Giddy Up the event might suffer
from a late scratching! We get it but remember refunds will be given to
anyone whos paid if this event is cancelled due to COVID restrictions.
Please keep the date free, get your registrations forms in, and be ready to
jump out of the stalls at the right moment
In the meantime, heres a cocktail for you to enjoy at your lockdown
drinkies
Giddy Up Grapefruit Sour
2 shots Tequila
1 shot pink grapefruit juice
1 shot lime juice
½ shot jalapeno simple syrup (1/2 cup caster sugar, ½ cup water, simmered
for 5 minutes with 1 sliced fresh jalapeno, seeds removed)
1 egg white
Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker with ice, shake hard to chill and
combine ingredients.
Strain out ice and shake hard again.
Strain into glass.
On On Prawn Fraser on behalf of MLH3 Balls-up committee
Hey Lakesiders
Lockdown is tough and we have got to have something to look forward to ...
So put it in your your diaries (in pencil)
6.30pm 8th September 2021 - Lakeside HHH back in business!
Cellarbrations
20-22 Armstrong St
Middle Park - Food and drinks available for purchase onsite
There are likely to be a few limitations ... But we will abide by the rules
and propose to have a run - Hared by the Bludging GM Pythagorarse.
In the meantime, help me out with a few Lakeside HHH traditions (not rules)
that I want to put on the website - after some experienced Lakesiders have
offered their contributions (email to gregconnor99(a)gmail.com) to this
Lakeside HHH Lore
On On ... GM
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Rules - There are no rules ... just Traditions:
1. The Grand Master (GM) is always right
2. When the GM is wrong, Rule 1 applies
3. The penalty for any transgression is one Down Down, when the
offending hasher will drink an appropriately sized refreshment to the
accompaniment of a Hash song
4. Hash songs are a part of the celebration of Hash. They usually
consist of a short verse (of a bawdy nature!) with an encouragement for a
down down at the end. All members of Lakeside Hash are encouraged to know
at least one song by heart as the GM may call on you to lead the pack with
the joy of a Hash song. Many Hash songs can be found here
<http://harrier.net/songbook/> . The inability to come up with a song
will be awarded with one Down Down
5. The GM, with help from the Sergeant at Arms, will check for proper
behaviour before, during, and after the run and between runs. It is left to
the discretion of the GM to whether they will ignore any offence or make a
charge during the "circle"
6. Any one having knowledge of a transgression by a fellow hasher may
make a Charge during the Circle at the GM's discretion. A charge may be
defended with another later charge - but there is no 'RIGHT OF REPLY' - a
Down Down will result, either way, unless the GM decides otherwise
7. After completing at least three runs a new hasher will be given a
Hash Name. The hasher will subsequently be known only by their hash name
during the run and subsequent activities - Failure to observe this rule
will result in a Charge
8. At regular intervals, every hasher is asked to set a run by the
Trailmaster. Since being a Hare is a great honour, refusal is neither
anticipated nor accepted. If the run is considered passably good the Hares
will be awarded a score and a Down Down, if the run is considered to be
below standard for Lakeside HHH the Hares will be awarded a negative score
and a Down Down with shame (i.e. on their knees)
9. Short cutting is allowed, being caught short cutting is a chargeable
offence
10. The Lakeside Hash has certain standard forms of communication:
- When on the trail (either chalk, paper or flour), shout “On On"
- When confronted with a check, branch out and shout “Checking”
- When confronted with a False Trail , shout “False Trail'
- When the trail has been found again, shout “On On” (or “On Back” if
communicating to hashers checking other possible routes)
- Shout obstacles, e.g. “Hash Log”, “Hash Fence”, “Hash Car”, etc
11. Stationary checking is a skill that is usually mastered by older
hashers. However, a refusal to check when so requested by the GM will
result in a Charge
12. The basic idea of Lakeside Hash is to have a non-competitive run
through the local habitat in order to acquire a thirst for beer that should
already exist! Aggressive running is therefore a serious offence
13. The GM can add, delete, or change any tradition at anytime. No
public announcement will be deemed necessary and any transgression will
still result in a Charge
14. The Hash is democratic and fair but will obey the GM in all matters
Thus end the current Traditions of the Lakeside Hash House Harriers (with
occasional latitude for new hashers!!)
In an amazing final round, Lizard, Tricky Dicky and Mummies were pipped at the post by Addon.
Lakeside eFooty
These are the results after round 23.
Score Total Name
6 128 Addon
8 127 Klingon
5 127 Lizard
6 127 Mummies Boy
5 127 TrickyDicky
8 125 Prince
7 124 Mothball
6 119 GG
7 119 4Pack
4 119 Astro
6 119 Cut Loose
4 106 What She Said
5 100 Boner
4 96 BovineBreeder
eFooty Competition:1001
You should have tipped the Sainters mate. The other bum steer was North.
Good that we have footy for keeping our community spirits going.
Even the Bombers are in with a chance.
On on
Klingon
At 05:20 AM 23/08/2021 +0000, Phillip Edwards wrote:
>Congratulations to Add-On!
>
> It has been the most insane final round to tipping in AFL history!
>
>And to think I had it won when I rode home Maxy Gawn's winning goal after the siren...
>
>https://twitter.com/i/status/1429198677629755392
>
>On on,
>
>MB
>
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: John Perkins <jperkins(a)alphalink.com.au>
>Sent: Monday, 23 August 2021 3:14 PM
>To: member Discussion <members(a)lakesidehash.asn.au>
>Subject: [Members] Lakeside efooty - Results for round 23
>
>In an amazing final round, Lizard, Tricky Dicky and Mummies were pipped at the post by Addon.
>
>Lakeside eFooty
>
>These are the results after round 23.
>
>Score Total Name
>
>6 128 Addon
>8 127 Klingon
>5 127 Lizard
>6 127 Mummies Boy
>5 127 TrickyDicky
>8 125 Prince
>7 124 Mothball
>6 119 GG
>7 119 4Pack
>4 119 Astro
>6 119 Cut Loose
>4 106 What She Said
>5 100 Boner
>4 96 BovineBreeder
>
>
>eFooty Competition:1001
>
>
>
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Dear Lakeside Hashers
Unfortunately, the runs scheduled for August 25th and September 1st have had to be cancelled. To bring us out of Lockdown, the GM has stepped in to hare a run from one of our favourite venues: the Cellarbrations Cafe in Middle Park. I think we can confidently look forward to October as a more settled time amid warmer weather by asking for Hares for the dates 13th, 20th & 27th. Remember! Daylight Saving begins on Sunday October 3rd.
Run 2014
Date: Wednesday August 25th
Hare: Pog
Venue: TBA
Cancelled
Run 2015
Date: Wednesday September 1st
Hares: HoorayCO & Prince
Venue: TBA
Cancelled
Run 2014
Date: Wednesday September 8th
Hare: GM
Title: The ’Spring has Sprung' Run
Venue: Cellarbrations Cafe, 20 Armstrong St, Middle Park.
Food: Cafe meals.
Drinks: available at the bar.
Run 2015
Date: Wednesday September 15th
Hare: Cooch
Venue: TBA
Run 2016
Date: Wednesday September 22nd
Hare: Astro
Venue: Hampton RSL
Run 2017
Date: Wednesday September 29th
Hare: Whippet
Venue: TBA
Run 2018
Date: Wednesday October 6th
Hares: Prince & HoorayCO
Venue: TBA
On On
Prince (FV)
Trail Master
Nah, clever but doesn’t quite leave one with the same feeling…
> On 15 Aug 2021, at 10:53 am, iinet.net(david.shearn) <david.shearn(a)iinet.net.au> wrote:
>
> Or perhaps this version:-
>
> I wandered lonely as a clod,
> Just picking up old rags and bottles,
> When onward on my way I plod,
> I saw a host of axolotls;
> Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
> A sight to make a man’s blood freeze.
> Some had handles, some were plain;
> They came in blue, red pink, and green.
> A few were orange in the main;
> The damnedest sight I’ve ever seen.
> The females gave a sprightly glance;
> The male ones all wore knee-length pants.
> Now oft, when on the couch I lie,
> The doctor asks me wg
> hat I see.
> They flash upon my inward eye
> And make me laugh in fiendish glee.
> I find my solace then in bottles,
> And I forget them axolotls.
>
>
> From: Lorraine Gierck [mailto:gierckie@tpg.com.au]
> Sent: Saturday, 14 August 2021 12:44 PM
> To: 'Member Discussion'
> Subject: [Members] Re: Lakeside Occasional Walk (LOW)
>
> Beautiful poem. Why don’t they teach this in school any more. It’s so peaceful just reading those beautiful words.
>
> We’ll be there – Valerie and I.
>
> From: David Cheeseman <cheesey(a)aapt.net.au>
> Sent: Friday, 13 August 2021 8:59 AM
> To: 'Member Discussion' <members(a)lakesidehash.asn.au>
> Subject: [Members] Lakeside Occasional Walk (LOW)
>
> Dear all,
> No doubt, you realise that the walk planned for Tuesday 17th August has to be cancelled.
> However, do not fear, I have rescheduled it for Tuesday 7th September. I will send out a notice confirming or rescheduling this date.
> Spring will be in the air, so I thought I would get you in the mood with these words from William Wordsworth.
>
> I wandered lonely as a cloud
> That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
> When all at once I saw a crowd,
> A host of golden daffodils;
> Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
> Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.
>
> Continuous as the stars that shine
> and twinkle on the Milky Way,
> They stretched in never-ending line
> along the margin of a bay:
> Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
> tossing their heads in sprightly dance.
>
> The waves beside them danced; but they
> Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
> A poet could not but be gay,
> in such a jocund company:
> I gazed—and gazed—but little thought
> what wealth the show to me had brought:
>
> For oft, when on my couch I lie
> In vacant or in pensive mood,
> They flash upon that inward eye
> Which is the bliss of solitude;
> And then my heart with pleasure fills,
> And dances with the daffodils.
>
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Dear all,
No doubt, you realise that the walk planned for Tuesday 17th August has to
be cancelled.
However, do not fear, I have rescheduled it for Tuesday 7th September. I
will send out a notice confirming or rescheduling this date.
Spring will be in the air, so I thought I would get you in the mood with
these words from William Wordsworth.
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.
Continuous as the stars that shine
and twinkle on the Milky Way,
They stretched in never-ending line
along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
tossing their heads in sprightly dance.
The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
A poet could not but be gay,
in such a jocund company:
I gazed-and gazed-but little thought
what wealth the show to me had brought:
For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.
Dear Lakeside Hashers
Please note, Pog’s run, scheduled for the 18th has been moved to August 25th. We have a full list of hares for September and remain optimistic that these runs will take place. Meanwhile the month of October will remain without hares as we may need to moved Covid affected runs into it. We hope not.
Run 2014
Date: Wednesday August 18th
Hare: Pog
Cancelled
Run 2015
Date: Wednesday August 25th
Hare: Pog
Venue: TBA
Run 2016
Date: Wednesday September 1st
Hares: HoorayCO & Prince
Venue: TBA
Run 2017
Date: Wednesday September 8th
Hare: Cokup
Venue: TBA
Run 2018
Date: Wednesday September 15th
Hare: E&B
Venue: TBA
Run 2019
Date: Wednesday September 22nd
Hare: Astro
Venue: Hampton RSL
Run 2020
Date: Wednesday September 29th
Hare: Whippet
Venue: TBA
On On
Prince (FV)
Trail Master
