[Members] Re: Accumulator

Thank for this Cheesecake! Here’s another program for far-gone drongoes like me who used to pretend to run but who can now barely get out of bed each morning. You do 2 limp-steps and stagger for 20 metres to the fridge. Scan 3 shelves blearily and then lunge for 2 cans. Try to open the back door lock 3 times and trip over 2 loose bricks when outside. Run 20 metres down the side of the house, then try 2 desperate trips over the garden hose straggling across the front veranda. Shuffle up the 4 steps to the front door and then bend over gasping for 5 breaths. Slog round the other side of the house and return to the back door; now push in the door and back to the fridge. Add 1 spoonful sugar to 2 measures rum and 5 parts Coca-Cola. Swig 3 times then run out the back door again, taking a nip between each step until you’ve got nothing more to give. Bring everything up by Calling for Roy 5 times, including 12 pieces of carrot. Then fall down like a rootless tree (no. of times optional)......The whole thing should seem like an eternity. Here’s to getting into that wheelchair! On on, Mummies’ Boy