Another busy Hash week coming up with two Lakeside runs. Western Suburbs are celebrating Doona's 1000th on the Tuesday at Ascot Vale Hotel. A Salute to Klingon for volunteering his skills to replacement hare next Wednesdays Lakeside run from the Beach Shelter Hampton *Lakeside Run 1996 – Udder Idjit and Gargoyle - **7/350 Beaconsfield Pde St Kilda* A cool autumn night saw *Lakeside Hashers* congregate in St Kilda and *Udder* greeted us in the foyer and whisked us up to one of his cityside garrets for a meet and greet and then *Udder *quickly threw us out with a quick spray on how the “House of *Udder*” always presents top runs. We headed north and then became confused - the wise counsel of *Astro* said that *Udder* “always heads to the beach here” and there we followed *Nickel B’s* dignified gait and headed for some beachwork and then south towards the Baths and I mentioned to *Chicken Dicken* that we were here last week and that set him off on a rant about how we didn’t follow trail – Life is short, and I let him run off into the distance.Then there was Luna Park and *Cheesecake* thought it looked marvelous – but I could only draw on my childhood experience of fairy floss and vomit. It is here that I then became a bit confused in the dark and then the magnificent *Pog* came through with a record of this great hashing journey (Below). (or you might have to open the attachment) *Shiny Dick* put in what could only be called an “executive appearance” but *Whippet* gave his all. *Kokup* did his usual great check marking. Being a bit of slack hasher, I supported the running pack from the back and spent some meaningful time with the walkers and missed out on what must have been a very entertaining loop to the south of the course. Fortunately, there was a runner/walker split and I teamed up with the dynamic *“Sarah”* and *“Neil”* as *Pointy* and *Hooray-CO* steamed off into the distance. Back to the on home and we gratefully squeezed in to the warm 1st floor flat and some cool ales were consumed (Thanks *Pointy*) with some of *Gargoyles* cheesy spinach dip. An early nosh was called and there was plenty of meat-free corned beef and little pies and some Sausage Rolls that had been sacrificed to the fire gods. The *GM* called us in and reports were given by someone and *Punch*. The highlights were the high scores 1990/1996 and the reference to “*Chicken Dick*” by *Punch*. *E & B* then went on some rant about Down Downs and it wasn’t her fault and called attention to some great away runs this and next week. There was some banter and we then left the room with a sense of goodwill and a great hashing experience. Thank you hares … thank you Keg … a top run … On On *PYTHAGORARSE* DATE Normally 6:30pm Start Wednesday Run No HARE LOCATION Details Melway/Map 7.30 PM Start 20-Apr-21 TUESDAY 1998 Western Suburbs H3 Ascot Vale Hotel 447 Mt Alexander Rd. Ascot Vale Combined WSH3 Run Doona 1000th WSH3 $25 inc meal and DS 7:00 for 7:30pm run Map <https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ascot+Vale+Hotel/@-37.7743075,144.9294294,17z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x6ad65cfaa243767f:0xdab44d703fe1ea71!8m2!3d-37.7729591!4d144.9266506> 21-Apr-21 6.30pm Wednesday 1999 KLINGON Beach Shelter Beach Rd, Hampton (Opp Small St) Map <https://goo.gl/maps/1YR5YUvZCKHah2rYA> 28-Apr-21 6.30pm Wednesday 2001 POINT POST Unit 2, 505 Glenferrie Rd Hawthorn Map <https://www.google.com/maps/place/505+Glenferrie+Rd,+Hawthorn+VIC+3122/@-37.831877,145.0313347,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x6ad6423c06dd958d:0xa1357f0d7c559e87!8m2!3d-37.831877!4d145.0335234> 5/5/2021 6.30pm Wednesday 2002 WHIPPET TBA 12-May-21 6.30pm Wednesday 2003 HARE REQUIRED TBA 19-May-21 2000 LAKESIDE H3 Committee TBA LSH3 2000th Run 22-May-21 SATURDAY 2004 LAKESIDE H3 Committee TBA LSH3 Healesville Away Run 23-May-21 SUNDAY 2005 LAKESIDE H3 Committee TBA LSH3 Healesville Away Run and Brunch